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Fail Baseball Looks

So the past few post have been at least semi-serious, but the game is also pretty damn fun, too. Baseball players are perhaps the squarest of all pro athletes, and the epic baseball looks are innumerable: fros, gold rimmed glasses, mullets, porno mustaches, etc. Check the photos below and feel free to drop some pictures of fail styles, too. Just as a point of discussion: even though the late 70s and 80s are generally considered the most horrendous in terms of style, I think an honest look at 1989-1991 reveals that these three years were the pinnacle of awful baseball fashion. Now, the pictures.

 

The Wizard throwing down an epic sideburn to 'stache combo. Note the width of the chops, as well as the soul patch. The sad thing is that you KNOW this was money in San Diego at the time.

The Wizard throwing down an epic sideburn to 'stache combo. Note the width of the chops, as well as the soul patch. The sad thing is that you KNOW this was money in San Diego at the time.

 

If mustaches could juice, this is what they would look like. That thing has biceps.      

If mustaches could juice, this is what they would look like. It actually looks like his upper lip is made of hair.

 

The juiciest jheri curl I have ever seen. It's like Pedro Martinez dressed up as Rick James

The juiciest jheri curl I have ever seen. It's like Pedro Martinez dressed up as Rick James.

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