Tag Archives: Baseball

Fail Baseball Looks

So the past few post have been at least semi-serious, but the game is also pretty damn fun, too. Baseball players are perhaps the squarest of all pro athletes, and the epic baseball looks are innumerable: fros, gold rimmed glasses, mullets, porno mustaches, etc. Check the photos below and feel free to drop some pictures of fail styles, too. Just as a point of discussion: even though the late 70s and 80s are generally considered the most horrendous in terms of style, I think an honest look at 1989-1991 reveals that these three years were the pinnacle of awful baseball fashion. Now, the pictures.

 

The Wizard throwing down an epic sideburn to 'stache combo. Note the width of the chops, as well as the soul patch. The sad thing is that you KNOW this was money in San Diego at the time.

The Wizard throwing down an epic sideburn to 'stache combo. Note the width of the chops, as well as the soul patch. The sad thing is that you KNOW this was money in San Diego at the time.

 

If mustaches could juice, this is what they would look like. That thing has biceps.      

If mustaches could juice, this is what they would look like. It actually looks like his upper lip is made of hair.

 

The juiciest jheri curl I have ever seen. It's like Pedro Martinez dressed up as Rick James

The juiciest jheri curl I have ever seen. It's like Pedro Martinez dressed up as Rick James.

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Selig: Strike, Steroids and Incompetence

Is there anyone more inept at his job than Bud Selig? As an avid baseball watcher during his reign as commissioner, I have seen more blunders and screw ups than I ever thought possible of a man who makes more than $18 million a year.

Take your choice: The strike in 1994. The 2002 all-star game embarrassment. Making the all-star game one of the most meaningful games of the year. Or presiding over baseball for what is now known as the “steroid era.” Any of these things can be looked at as microcosms of the man himself.

Selig was handed the keys to America’s past time and wrecked the car before he could turn the corner. Under Selig, Major League Baseball has also seen the number of African-American players drop to an all-time low in 2007, at 8.2 percent. This not only hurts baseball as a business, but as a sport in general, because of the loss of many young, marketable athletes to other sports such as football or basketball.

You can’t point to any one person and say this era of steroid induced baseball is his fault. However, shouldn’t the man on top admit to some of the responsibility? That is something Selig has yet to do. He sat by, turning a blind eye, while players were becoming massive hunks of veins and muscles, destroying records of yesteryear. Yet, when people demand answers, he can do nothing but point the finger in the other direction.

The bottom line is this: When you see a great franchise come along, it always begins with stability at the top — something Selig can not provide. And all of the scrutiny and recent disgust toward baseball rests at the top, as it should. So, when I look back on Selig’s reign as head honcho, I don’t see glory years or the creation of the wild card, I see a strike, steroids and utter incompetence.

30 and Done

56, the number of games Joe DiMaggio had successfully gotten hits consecutively in. Many say it is a record that will never be broken. Never is a long time, but we see so few players get to a 20 game hit streak during the course of a season only to shortly after fizzle out, it quite possibly may be the one record no one will ever sniff.

Ryan Zimmerman of the Washington Nationals entered tonight’s game with exactly a 30 game hit streak only to watch it wash away on the shores of San Francisco. Zimmerman, who went 0-for-3 with 2 walks, was in the same shoes of so many before him Wednesday afternoon, watching a tremendous 30 game hit streak fall by the wayside to leave DiMaggio as the undisputed king of the hit streak.

30 games is an outstanding accomplishment in itself, however it is only slightly   halfway to the titanic number 56 which is over 1/3 of the season. Only one player in the last 68 years has even reached a 40 game streak, which was was Pete Rose who had a 44 game streak in 1978. Now I am not a huge betting man, but if it was between eternity and DiMaggio, I would take DiMaggio.